Merry Christmas '05
Season's Greetings and the following Best Wishes for 2006:
- May your job not be outsourced in 2006.
- And may your wife stay with you and be kind and gentle to you all year.
- Protect yourself from obesity – do some walking and hold back on McDonald’s for God’s sake.
- While you can’t expect a pay-rise in 2006, don’t begrudge your boss's $2m bonus.
- May you not be arrested for taking pictures of a house, a bridge, or a railway station.
- If you do get arrested and ‘rendered’, make sure its by Americans. Because "we do not torture" (G.W.Bush).
- May your abuses at the hands of authority be only cruel, degrading and inhuman, nothing that Mr. Cheney would call torture *).
- For non-Americans: May your country never be ‘liberated’ by the United States *).
- May your kids grow long necks.
- If you are retired, please die early so that your pension fund becomes more profitable.
*) these items courtesy of William Blum.
PS: You can make for a better world in 2006 by clicking here.
