Legal Matters with this Site

For those Innocent Souls who just want to see what I am talking about: Please feel free to browse, comment, copy stuff and send to it to whoever. While most of it is my intellectual property (apart from the bits I’ve ‘borrowed’ from some greater minds), I will not exercise my "Copyright and International Law". So, please feel free. Just be kind - when you copy things - and tell recipients where you got it from.

For those curious about the Copyright to "Rudolph The Reindeer": Robert L. May, an employee of Montgomery Wards Department Stores invented me in 1939. So, they owned my name. But then Robert needed money to pay the medical bills for his wife, so he asked his bosses to transfer the copyright from Montgomery Ward to him. AND THEY DID. Isn't that a nice story ? I'm proud to be associated with it. And I hope Robert or his estate will be proud of my website.

For those Agressive Attorneys who are looking for an angle to prosecute and throw me in jail, confiscate my assets and burn my website, because I may have offended one of their clients:-

• Do not dare to copy anything in this website or I will crush and bury you with my "Copyright and International Law". My counter-claim will be five times bigger than yours (size does matter).
• Most of my facts are properly researched (my wife – Ranunkela Raindeer, better known as The-Pretty-Reindeer – is doing this in her spare time). All other items are based on hear-say. And that is a very acceptable, strong basis. You see, warnings about impending terror acts are always based on what the secret service calls "credible sources" . I can tell you my credible sources are much more credible than theirs (more credibility does matter).
• Any similarity with existing names, persons, companies, or products is not just purely coincidental, it is explicitly and absolutely, deliberately, unintentional. You see, when I mention Popa-Pola, I mean a sickly sweet brownish softdrink produced by a company called ..eehr .. CepsiCo .. (I think). When I talk about George W Push, I do not actually mean the man (never met the guy), I mean the administration behind him, you know, the oil industry and the military-industrial complex. So, with this under my belt, you haven’t got a legal leg to stand on.
• If this still doesn’t discourage you from litigating, I’ve got two more cards up my sleeve:
  -> Most articles in this website haven’t actually been written by me, but by my father-in-law. His name happens to be Rudolph, too, and since he is a reindeer his last name is also Reindeer. You know he was my predecessor at Santa’s until he got early retirement. He is better known as Rudolph The-Retired-Reindeer. He has retired to a warmer climate - on the Cayman Islands. I can give you his Post Office box number, if you like.
  -> Finally, before you drag me to court, I should tell you I've got no money. This will probably be the biggest turn-off for you. Because you guys get paid for results - getting a share of the loot -, you won’t start anything unless there is a prospect of some financial reward. Now, Santa is not paying me any cash for my services. All I get is board and some extra hay every Sunday. You can have a share of that hay.

There.